For Hire: Nymphomaniac

So I am into this on-line dating thing but I throw my hands up in despair. I cannot get profile writing down.

Despite decades of writing experience my profiles sound boring, dry, even clinical.

I am a male who likes to talk long walks on the beach and hold hands and watch movies and anything you want to do is OK with me and I will cook a delicious 7-course meal while you drink cocktails on the deck.

If every couple really liked to take moonlit walks on the beach they’d have to post traffic cops in the National Park. Hell, when it gets close to moonlight time, all the girls I know are downtown dancing or want to go to bed.

Tag: plenty of fish