Online Dating

“UR a Kutie and looks to be kool. Hits me back up yo.”

Seriously, even if you have a profile that makes you look like a herculean Greek god how am I suppose to answer that?? I would say 7 out of 10 emails I receive on Plenty of Fish looks like the one above. I’m no grammar and spelling genius, but damn it I learned to spell “cool” in elementary school. I thought by signing up for online dating I would be widening my dating areana, I would be trying something new, and I would meet lots of nice people. Instead I’ve just learned that Americans can’t spell, they don’t know how to type, and are really just interested in an easy lay.

And why do you have to post a picture of you without your shirt on? It makes you look skeezy not insanely hot, which I think is the look you were probably going for.

Just a sample of the wonderful pictures people like to post….

and people like to ask why I’m single. Let’s just say that the pond that I’m suppose fishing from is full fish.

Tag: plenty of fish