Mistakes Geeks Make In Online Dating Profiles: Verbosity!

Live from match.com… here I am with another update on what NOT to do with your dating profile.

My goal is to make YOU, my boys, better than the herd. If your profile stands out for its quality, you’ll get the girl! If it stands out for its hilarity, you’ll be alone with your dice and Dew.

I’m taking some text and pics from a poor, unknowing soul named Jonathan. If he actually manages to find me here talking about him, I will re-write his profile for free.

Step One: Never post a picture that makes you look like you’re part of the Village People.

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