A Quickie…

You guys are total Getting Single junkies, I love it… ha ha ha

I will have you all know, I am writing this now, sick in bed, so as not to disappoint! Believe me, I would so much rather be sleeping in a nyquil induced coma, but no, here I am, making sure you guys get the Sunday post for tomorrow.

You so owe me

Okay. So now that you’re all caught up as to how I completely ripped Peter’s heart out and served it back to him flambayed on a platter, I can move on to all the other men who got served as well…

An interesting thing happened while on match once I put my picture up on my profile. I started getting a lot of lookie-loo’s and winks. Some even, from the same guys that I initially winked at or emailed when I first started. Yeah, those guys, who told me that they didn’t think we’d be a good match or weren’t compatible from reading my profile had a sudden change of heart once they saw my picture. Same exact identical profile. Nothing changed except picture added and suddenly, we’re MFEO in their book.

Yeah, but not in mine.

See, I have a very vindictive side and all those guys that I hit up in the beginning who rejected me, I bookmarked their profiles. And I kept their rejection emails. And when they winked and waxed poetic in emails about how they loved my profile and thought we’d be a perfect match, I simply responded by forwarding them back their original email responses that said exactly the opposite of that and told them I was flattered but didn’t think agree.

I think they learned their lesson…

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