Life Audit

College is Almost Officially Over. Three weeks or something. and this approaching end has got me thinking about some things that will change as of the end of may.

1.) Drinking 4-5 times a week will soon qualify as alcoholism

2.) The just got out of bed look that was hip in college will soon lead to more statements/questions like:

“you should get more rest.”

“Are you a night owl and not a morning person”

“You should probably “get some coffee.” ****All of these things were actually said to me at woik this morning.

3.) Skipping obligations will start to get me fired

4.) Match.com will soon become bookmark on my web-browser.

5.) 9:30 am will not be early