Sorry. Fell Through A Crack For The Past Month.

It’s been nearly two months since I last blogged here? Seriously? Okay. Now’s the time to hit myself on the head with the keyboard.

So what progress have I gone through since my absence? You’d think that after one month and three weeks, I’d have compe up with a whopping news. But no, people. Sadly, this little match maker is beginning to lose her touch. I am blaming it on my clients. However. However (there’s a “however”, thank God!) I managed to strike something in Vic last night, which prompted him to reply to my text message. Apparently, his pending date is still… pending. Yeah, it is but it’s bound to push through. I went to his place, abducted him, tied him to a chair. and will keep him there until the end of the month. Just so I know there’s no chance he’d be backing out.

Do you know what happens when your match maker becomes bored? Especially THIS match maker? Yeah, the one typing this post. Well, this is what happens: Your primary photo in a social network? It got passed around via YM. But don’t worry, it’s only my girlfriends who saw that. He Who Shall Not Be Named, if you’re reading this: Relax. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. I told you to change your primary photo, didn’t I?

I have risked my reputation just to post this photo here. I had to furtively cast glances all around me to make sure no one saw me. I mean, it’s embarrassing to get caught with a photo like that at work. I only sincerely hope the last laugh is mine. monkee, I hope you’re happy.

Now if only I could find something from my other clients…